A Short Playlist For My Hurt Knee
Last night my ripe old age of 24 caught up with my youthful antics; while attempting to “bust a move” and “get my freak on” at Barbarella, I hyper-extended my knee.
Pause for laughter….
Needless to say, today’s activities have consisted of popping ibuprofen, elevating my leg, alternating between ice packs and hot towels, and limping around like a drunken homeless man. Hopefully I can lick this thing before the One Wolf show on Sunday, but until then, I have created a small but suitable playlist dedicated to my left knee, which at the moment is swollen to the size of a grapefruit.
Fun Fun Fun Fest 2010 – My Most Anticipated Bands
Today the kids over at Fun Fun Fun headquarters announced the lineup for their 2010 festivities. Of course, with FFF being my favorite fest to attend for four years running, I bought my tickets well in advance of today’s news. But now that the artists have officially been made known to the public, here are a handful of bands, in no particular order, I intend to be front and center stage for. Who are you excited to see?
Five More Television Programs I Adore
A couple months ago, I posted a small list of TV shows I love. Turns out I watch a lot of TV. Here are five more. What are your favorites? What else should I start watching?
My Ten Favorite Music Videos With Animation
The title says it all; Paste did a similar list a few weeks ago, but I wanted to give my .02, so enjoy these classics.
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Honorable Mention: Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication
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The Unemployment Chronicles — Ten College Grads, Ten Stories
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The 8 Sexiest Subway Systems in the World
Top 10 Celebrity Music-Video Cameos
How To Find A Job NOW: 7 Crucial Tips From A Career Expert
The 10 Most Sacrilegious Music Videos of All Time
The 15 Most Annoying Ringtones You Can Get
9 Amazing Attempts To Live Off the Electricity Grid
Nine Movie Pitches Based On Facebook Apps
Nine Nostalgic Nintendo Games to Secretly Play at Work
Moogy Blues: Ten Quintessential Moog Songs
10 Ways Darth Vader Might Be Spending the Money He Stole
10 Great Movie Plot Twists (And Five We Totally Saw Coming)
10 Books That Will Help You Improve Your Writing (Or Your Sanity)
Filmmaker Magazine’s 25 New Faces of Indie Film
Crap At My Parents’ House: An Homage To Mom & Dad’s Terrifying Belongings
The Celestial Jukebox: Unlimited Music Services Face Off
The 25 Greatest Boot Camp Clik Songs Of All Time
13 Of The Most Ridiculous Things Overheard In Bookstores
The Most Obvious Headlines Of All Time
The Coolest Minimalist Websites Ever
10 Moments of Cynical Sincerity in Adam Sandler Comedies
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The Funniest Notes Left For Thieves Ever Written
The Most Expensive P.R. Bait Restaurant Dish Gimmicks
9 of the Most Amazing Bookstores in the World
15 Films the Geek Crowd Really Wants to See
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The 19 Most Regrettable Pop Culture Tattoos
The 15 BEST iPad Apps Every User Should Try
10 Reasons To Label Genetically Engineered Foods
Austin: Top Ten Things Newbies Should Know
11 Of The Best MFA Writing Programs
The Top Ten Rap Supergroups That Never Happened
Top 10 States With The SLOWEST Internet Speeds
10 Weirdest Sites To See In America
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The World’s 15 Best Countries For End-Of-Life Care
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The 15 Biggest Bestsellers EVER After The Bible
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My Top 300 Songs of the 2000s – 200-191
Today I continue my ongoing feature showcasing my personal picks for the best songs of the past decade, posting ten songs at a time.
200. 50 Cent – I Get Money
Dr. Dre and Eminem’s protege hasn’t released anything of substance, save for this song, in my opinion. Most would say his first album is pretty good, and that “In Da Club” is an alright song, but they are sadly mistaken. For some reason though, this song, released late in Fiddy’s career, really took a shine to me. Maybe it’s the snare hits, the deep synth line, or the rhythmic sampling. Maybe it’s 50’s dumb rhymes. Maybe it’s because every time I hear this song my thoughts hearken back to a college party when a friend was trying to teach me how to C-walk to this song. Yeah, it’s probably that last one.





